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Part by Bunny & cie.

You know you watch too much Sailormoon When...

Prepare yourself to laugh, and I am not responsible for those who recognize themselves. Thanks to all of those who gave me their ideas! Especially Vanessa alias "Alania"!

8^) ~= lived by me or friends

You know you watch Sailor Moon too often when....

1) You decide to do your thesis in history about Sailor Moon...

2) You accuse the comity who failed your thesis to be Wise Man's minions...~

3) You make sure your university schedule doesn't interfere with Sailor Moon's diffusion...

4) You know all episode titles by heart....

5) When your fifteenth girlfriend leaves you cause she thinks you cheat her with a certain Ami, Raye or Serena...

~Everyone knows you watch too much Sailor Moon when:

~1) You end up in a mental hospital because you keep screaming in a classroom MERCURY POWER in all possible languages....

2) You get treated for thinking yourself as Sailor Moon or Tuxedo Mask.[That's no disease! Not to do so would be abnormal!]

And, maybe it would be about time to watch a little less Sailor Moon when....

1) You came to speak better Japanese than English![It was originally French, of course!]

2)You know every line of the show and that in French, English, German, Japanese, Sumerian and sing language.

~Finally, maybe you should cut a bit watching Sailor Moon when......
[And what about survival???]

1)You impatiently wait for the episode where the senshi will finally be beaten by the forces of evil. It can take quite a while before it happens :)

2)When you start writing anything!....

* You go to school with your hair done like Serena's or Pluto's. And especially when your friends calls you Setsuna. [Originally the names were Bunny for Serena and Sévérine for Setsuna]

* They made an article about you in a collector magazine (I admit it's a bit far!)

* You recognize stories you sent to TOEI...

* At your prom, you sing "only a memory away"

* At your school's talent show, you sing the theme show.

* You have a framed picture of Usagi and Mamoru in your bedroom.

* You're speaking to your Sailor Moon posters, but you start understanding why they don't answer: they are made in Japan, they mustn't speak English. [same note! ^^]

* You can't go out without your red hair ribbon holding your five feet long hair in perfect position.

* You get withdrawal symptoms Sailor Moon during commercials.

* You wake up in the morning and are shocked to see you don't have eyes as big as eggs.

* You are pissed of since you can't wear what your Sailor Moon doll wears.

* At midnight in the new year, while everyone sings "Ce n'est qu'un au-revoir", you sing "It's a New Day". [I don't know any English equivalent for "Ce n'est qu'un au-revoir"]

* In science class, you study genetics and ask your teacher: "How can two parents with black and blonde hair have a child with pink hair?"

* All calendars of the house has the anniversary of all scouts on them.

* When you're late at home, you plaid: "Sorry, I had a job for the Sailor scouts!"

* When you're late at school, you plaid: "My alarm didn't work!"

* You're already worrying about the end when you see the previews.

* You use this list to convince your parents you're not the only maniac around.

* After a short trip to Japan, you're arrested at the customs for trying to drain the Japan's Sailor Moon goodies market.

* You are sure your teacher is Queen Beryl.

* You see a fire and cry when you realize it's no use yelling: "Deep submerge".

* You are sure your energy have been drained every time you are tired.

* You draw a Mercury symbol on your pocket computer.

* You sing Sailor Moon songs under the shower. 8^) (Anne-Marie...)

* During a storm, you scream: "Jupiter Thunder Crash!" 8^)

* You look in every jewelry store you see if they have the Silver Crystal.

* Your dream wedding dress is... princess Serenity's!

* When you play with soap bubbles, you scream: "Mercury's bubbles blast!!!"

* Even your parents know the songs by heart. 8^)

* You go to the arcade and try to contact central control.

* You have a Moon crescent tattooed on your forehead.

* You call your cats Luna and Artemis.

* You try to read the future in front of a fire.

* Every time a new store opens, you suspect the enemy.

* Window's password is Ami Mizuno.

* You imitate Sailor Moon's gestures even in English class... 8^) (hi Marie-Eve!)

* You have 31 in your exam, but you're happy since you've beat Serena.

* You pretend to be sick to stay home and watch Sailor Moon. 8^) (careful Anne-Marie!)

* When you are compared to Serena, you take it as a complement!

* You get mad at your parents for not having called you by the name of a Sailor.

* When you have a call waiting, it's Sailormoon theme who plays.

* When the moon is full, you take your telescope and try to locate the Silver Millenium.

* If the teacher asks you the name of the planets, you say: " Ami, Minako, Mamoru, Rei, Makoto, Hotaru, Haruka, Michiru and Setsuna!"

* You take japanese classes. 8^) (Anne-Marie, You come back often on this list!)

* It's your only reason to get up in the morning.

* When you see a concert, you suspect the flute player, he may be an alien!

* You can't write a 4 without making a Jupiter symbol. 8^) (well known fact...)

* To catch a boyfriend, you scream: "Venus love me chain!"

* You want to call your first daughter Serena.

* You can't sleep when episodes finishes in intrigues.

* You pretend to buy Sailor Moon dolls for your sister or cousin but you're lying. 8^)

* When your teacher tells you "put some energy into that!", you're sure she's from the Negaverse. [Aren't all teachers from another, evil, world? ^^]

* You talk to your cat and expect an answer.

* Your favorite chocolate bar is "Mars".

* You play Allan's music on the flute to attract girls.

* You try every brooch you find, one has to transform you into Sailor Moon!

* You see yourself in this list. (I think Anne-Marie will kill me...)

* When you throw a Frisbee, you can't help but say: "Moon tiara Magic!" 8^) (good memories...)

* You suspect every new student.

* You are afraid, in your bubble bath, that Chibi-Usa might suddenly come out of it!

* Whenever you see a cat...(You never know, just add a moon crescent and a bit of black and...)

* Whenever you see a rose, then the guy must be Tuxedo Mask!

* When you see a guy with a long ponytail in the street you think: "he must be one of the group sailorstar light!!!

* You have more than 25 Sailor Moon links in your bookmarks.

* You argue with your younger brother because Sailor Moon is way stronger than his super-heroes!

* You ask your parents to move to Japan.

* You think Michiru have abused of seaweed shampoo.

* You swear to your science teacher there have been life on the moon.

* You ask for a pencil, again, and the guy ask you: "again?", you say: "it's for my math", while you know, you missed, one more time, your Sailor Moon drawings.

* You think about your mom whom used to tell you only birds could fly, but... Sailor Moon is not a bird, and she flies?!

* You stare at the big hall mirror (Who does not look alike Nephrenia's)and you are afraid a shadow might come out of it.

* You open an empty cage, sure Pegasus will come out.

* You're pissed off since you don't understand anything in your japanese dictionaries, but still try to translate your manga!

* You don't really notice it but you tell all your friends that, during your vacations, you met this cat with that moon thing on the forehead...

* You keep signing incorrectly the theme song, and you go into depression.

* You work overtime for the new manga volumes...

* You pre-pay all volumes to come but not arrived yet.

* You wonder how comes there is so much blonde japanese girls.

* When you meet a cat, you whisper: "Hi Luna."

* Your little brother offers you for a supposed sister's day some kind of statue shaped like... human, with paint, yellow, pink, blue and a bit of red.

* You even sing the songs in your sleep.

* You create a page for Sailor Moon.

* You create a second page for Sailor Moon.

* You collect call to Japan just to say "Bishoujo senshi Sailormoon" and hear their reaction.

* You whom had such a nice room with little moons, you see that Usagi completely changed the decoration(argh!)

* Your greatest wish is to find the pen who's going to transform you into...

* You dye your hair pink to look like Chibi Usa.

* You are ecstatic when you get to see a greek episode of Sailor Moon.

* You collect things with bunnies on them. 8^)

* You write manga.

* You have a japanese pen-pal even tough you don't understand each other. [Here in parenthesis was written "english is useful sometimes!", but it doesn't make sense anymore...]

* The time is gray and you think: "The Sailor scouts must be fighting"

* You can sing the theme song in many languages, and you do.

* You hastily buy gum, pens, pencils, caps, posters, dolls, even if they are pirates.

* You count Sailormoon sites( 5681, 5682...)

* You spent 3 mounts making a list of all Sailor Moon sites, now you have to visit them.

* You are ecstatic when you find a site entirely dedicated to Bishoujo Senshi Sailormoon (Karl Unnecessarily long Sailor moon link page ) [If she says it's the biggest, she obviously didn't see The Sailor Moon Nexus... If I could find this page again...]

* At the pool you receive complements about your great swimming, but you know you'll never swim as good as Ami!

Part by Youma Doom

You know you watch too much Sailor Moon when:

1.You think your english teacher is a youma.

2.You think you might be a youma, actually.

3.Your english teacher thinks you are a youma(My english teacher in a fan of Sailor Venus!).

4.You can't just give the bus driver your transfer, you had to stick it on him saying: 'akuriou taisan!!!' (stcum transfers looks like ofuda).

5.You try to get the same marks as your favorite senshi (easy for me, my favorite is Sailor Merc... ...do-oh!)

6.You manage to get the same marks as your favorite senshi (mercury in my case, the worst is that it's true!)

7.You never scream a transformation formula, you know it'll work, and neither the anime nor the manga ever shown you how to transform back!

8.You write about 300 pages of fanfic in a month and you can't figure why they say you're exaggerating.

9.You like water a lot, you have your name changed for Mizuno Ami.

10.You like water a lot, you have your name changed for Beruche.

11.You like water a lot, you have your name changed for Tetis.

12.You look for the Silver Millenium on the moon.

13.You don't search for it, you already found it! It's near the Humboldtianum sea(60N, 90E)

14.You just realized your city is _not_ called Tokyo!

15.You are willing to pay all your fortune for only one episode, poorly subbed, seven generation copy, with no sound, but you are sure you made a good deal!

16.You think something is wrong because once, you didn't dream about Sailormoon...

17.You analyze the Ginzuishou to try to create your own for personal uses(window ornament, prism to make cute little rainbows, taking over the world...)

18.You are sure Sailormoon is a plan to collect energy, as proof, you are always tired after thirty two hours of viewing.

19.You buy packs and packs of mister freeze, in hope Jadeite might be in one.

20.You think Mercury is lesbian: if she loved Zoisite during the millenium, and DiC made it a woman... ?

21.Too obsessed by Sailor Moon? Impossible, we can't love it too much, Sailor Mars told me.

22.You were late at school again because you forgot you couldn't teleport.

23.You dislike the store's Sailormoon Action figures so you carve your own.

24.Sailor Moon action figure for sale, 50$, carved by hand, wood, acrylic and real tissue, only Mercury and only one item. [I still didn't sell it!]

25.You name your children after gemstones.(Fulgurite, go eat!!!)

26.You dedicate a great part of your life making statistics about SM(41% of anti-shrines are about Tuxedo Kamen, 84% of youma are female, 100% of my braincells are devoted to Sailormoon, 70% of these 'you know you watch too much Sailor Moon when' actually happened to me, etc....)

27.You built an altar to Naoko sama and you give it human sacrifices.

28.You drive your parents on the edge of suicide constantly finding ressemblances with your heroin.

29.You are exactly like Sailor x???x but she lives in Tokyo, so it isn't you, you must be her evil equivalent.

30.Cut your hair and dye it blue? Ya crazy? Your meatballs looks so great!

31.You try to find the passage to the Dark Kingdom on the map.(should be on north pole, where is it?)

32.You don't try anymore, you know in real life, good guys don't always win, they must control the governments and the Rand McNally.

33.You suffer from double personality.(well known fact)

34.If people don't like your fanfics, you draw them in manga form, you might have a chance!

35.You always overreact when you suspect someone to have stolen your energy, but you would sacrifice it all for some Sailormoon merchandize.

36.You examine every image of every episode to prove you were in the show.(Look, I found myself!)

37.Rei and Jadeite did well not to stay together(Millenium), we all know genetics: when one parent have black hair and one blonde hair, the daughter has big scary pink hair...

38.You try to throw roses to bad guys like Tuxedo Kamen, but you never hurt them, or there is no bad guys available, so you decide it's stupid and go to tuxsux (no point but I don't like Tux)

39.Your friend who thinks she's Usagi would like to meet a black cat with a moon crescent on the forehead but you don't. You know if it happens, the cat will think you are a youma and you'll end up being disturbed in class (scandal) and threatened by a real youma, and anyway, you don't have the time for that, you have to study!

40.You suspect all gifted people to have a nijizuishou.

41.You are a gifted, now you have to spend all your life hiding from Zoisite.

42.He'll find you anyway, and he's a good looking man, you surrender.

43.No matter if you like the Dark Kingdom or Sailor Moon, you won't keep your nijizuishou, they all want it... They are all after me!!!

44.You want to marry with Chiba Mamoru, Urawa Ryo, Yuuichiru, Motoki, Taiki, Jadeite, Zoisite, Kunzite, or any pretty boy of the series.

45.You want to marry Umino Gurio.

46.You want to marry Chiba Mamoru, Urawa Ryo, Yuuichiru, Motoki, Taiki, Jadeite, Zoisite, Kunzite, or any pretty boy of the series and you are male.

47.You want to marry Umino Gurio and you are male.

48.You want to marry Umino Gurio and you are not completely crazy.

49.Your parents nearly killed you when they saw the phone bill you made by calling all the time to Japan, but is it your fault if Naru is always in danger, you have t make sure she's well.

50.You realize you can't communicate with the other senshi, what will happen? It's tragic!

51.You end up in a mental hospital for having attacked people screaming 'Zoi!'

52.Bad news, your psychiatrist think he's Tuxedo Kamen.

53.You call every person who gives you orders "My Queen".

54.The record of the longest fanfic is five hundred pages long, you try to beat it!

55.You wrote over nine hundred pages of fanfics at the total.

56.You never went to Tokyo but you could find your way around immediately if you go.

57.You think you were in the Silver Millenium in your past life.

58.You don't think it, you know it.

59.And you can prove it.

60.Not only you can prove it, you will go back there, anything is possible since the NASA is infiltrated by a moonie...

61.You are the moonie who infiltrated it.

62.Your father is desperate because you've put a giant poster of Sailormoon where he wanted to put his giant poster of the Enterprise.

63.Your father swears to the gods he'll never talk about Star Trek if you quit speaking about Sailormoon only one second.

64.You lose your english only speaking japanese.

65.You are sure the spice girls are the senshi under a false identity.

66.Same thing about the Backstreet boys... wait a minute am I crazy???

67.You have a solution about the official language conflict in Quebec/Canada, if it was japanese, nobody would be the little favorite, no jealous, everybody is happy. And the country would be safe: the Sailor could come!

68.You wonder if Serenity is a dictator, she was never elected...

69.You prepare a big campaign to have the power when Crystal Tokyo will come.

70.You give up, being named Wiseman gives you a bad feeling about your chances to beat Serenity.

71.You send your gang at your place, they'll be less suspicious. You know, Rubius, Emerald, the gang!

72.You try to summon cardians from tarot cards(it does look like Ail and Ann's...).

73.You try to summon cardians from play cards.(Show yourself, cardian two of squares!)

74.You try to summon cardians from just any card.(Obey me, cardian American Express!)

75.You don't understand why people give you weird looks, is there stain on your cape?

76.You don't understand why people give you weird looks, is there stain on your fuku?

77.You don't understand why people give you weird looks, did you said wrong the transformation formula you just yelled?

78.If you come to say, for some dark reason, that you are not a Sailormoon character, all people around you go seek help, they think they are hallucinating.

79.You have a pretty henshin pen in real stone and metal, but are too chicken to use it.(my sister is like that, I carved her the henshin pen(No! I'm not Luna!))

80.A talking parrot? Yeah, but you have a talking cat!

81.You freak about one of the Sailors.

82.You freak about Mamoru.

83.You freak about the four kings.

84.You freak about Queen Beryl.

85.You think the beatles are from the Dark Kingdom.

86.To do like your hero Zoisite, you change sex every time you change country.

87.You always disguise as a Sailor at Halloween.

88.You always disguise as a Sailor.

89.You disguised as a Sailor long before the series even existed.

90.Disguise? Come on, you are a Sailor.

91.You think Sailor Pluto, witch skin color changes all the time(in manga vs anime by example, but even the manga is not constant...), has something to do with Michael Jackson.

92.Even your little brother thinks he's Sailor Moon.(but he was so disappointed when he found out she was a girl and nobody told him...)

93.Nobody wants to play Frisbee with you, you can't figure out why...

94.You wish you were a youma so you could see Kunzite and cie closer.

95.You cry every time you can't use your powers(But you must have some).

96.You cry every time you see an ending screen, too much painful memories, like when Sailormoon finishes...

97.You receive your marks and realize with horror you only have seven 100%, and you thought you were Sailor Mercury... (happened to me once, 94% in sciences, I'm still in shock)

98.You create a cult about Sailormoon.

99.You'd like to have your energy stolen, then you'd see the senshi...

100.You create a group of people with the same names of characters at school.

101.You never take the 66 bus, fearing it might disappear.(with you in it, what loss for mankind!)

102.You forgot your national anthem so you sing Sailormoon theme song instead.

103.You never say 'the Sailor senshi', you say 'us'.

104.You go to Juban Junior High School.

105.You voluntarily arrive late in hope to meet Usagi on the way.

106.You learnt to cry exactly like Usagi.

107.You teach your sister to cry exactly like Usagi.

108.You try to brainwash your sister so she don't know how to cry like Usagi anymore.

109.You quit trying that, you actually like Usagi's voice.

110.You never do anything before being sure one of the Sailor did it before.

111.You are afraid to talk in your sleep, what if you said 'Firesoul' or something like that, it would be terribly dangerous for fire.

112.You never use the microwave, you use Mars powers to heat food, well, finally you do use the microwave...

113.You innocently open the door and discover two horrible monsters who certainly wants your energy or worst, quick, you get your Moon Wand and scream "Moon Healing Escalation". It doesn't do anything, but that's two Jehovah's who won't be bothering you anymore...

114.You consult a psychiatrist because once, weirdly, you had the impression your name was not Mizuno Ami, what can it mean?

115.Will there be another Great Ice Storm at Montreal? You haven't decided yet... (Mercury Ice Storm Blast!)

116.You know the name of all characters by heart.(it includes supporting roles you only see once and doesn't have a *** of importance)

117.Even Sailormoon would think you're too obsessed by her.

118.Why going to school? You just have to find the Ginzuishou and one formula later the world will be under your control.

119.Your worst fear is that Sailormoon does not exist for real. (impossible, but when you think about that...)

120.Even your potted plant runs away when you come, to not hear about Sailormoon.

121.You write a complete encyclopedia about the series and are surprised you don't get published...

122.You carry your Kurozuishou around, especially at the arcade in case Joe would be there.

123.How can Sailor Moon remember that much formulas, she is blonde...

124.You tried to count the number of seconds in a day you thought about Sailormoon. 86399.

125.There is 86400 seconds in a day, What were you thinking all the rest of the time?

126.You catch up the day after and think about it 958343 seconds, thank you Sailor Pluto!

127.The governments is a bunch of traitors working for the Death Phantom, but who didn't know that?

128.You and thirty two students of your school are expelled for fighting. But is it your fault if they all copied your name? Fans, you are the only real Sailor x???x

129.When you have to fight, you begin by trying a couple of formulas. If it's not working, you decide to fight like Makoto, and that's even more fun...

130.You never go ice skating in a group of five and even less if it's free.

131.Actually, you never accept free stuff, it may be a trap... No, wait, you accept it, if there is really a trap, you must be there, the other Sailor need you!

132.You might stop thinking you are Sailor Moon, but she'll have to come and tell you herself.

133.All your friends know all dialogues by heart, and they don't even talk japanese.

134.If one of the Sailor doesn't like something, you don't eat it.

135.You made yourself the fuku you wear half the time, it's really cool, actually, people wonders how you made it, easy, you explain, you just screamed 'Moon Crystal Power Make Up'

136.Cristal Tokyo is not in the atlas? So it was true, the Rand McNally is controlled by the Dark Kingdom.

137.You leave everything to devote your life to the cult of Serenity, so in a future life maybe you'll reincarnate into a Sailor.(we know they already are reincarnation of planet princess, but you could reincarnate into a princess.)

138.You organize moonies reunion where you discuss extremely vital questions such: Is Chibi-Usa the reincarnation of Queen Beryl(makes sense)? Do droids have a soul(ask them)? Can all moonies be senshi(not only solar system, I already saw a Sailor Krypton, Sailor Vulcain, etc.)? And all constructive points like that...

139.You are expulsed from the Club Price for having screamed to everyone not to touch the samples because it's a plan of the black moon to contaminate them with black energy.

140.You make plans to sneak into the Club Price and save everyone anyway.

141.You finally give up. If they are to be like that, then they deserve to be taken over by the Black Moon!

142.You tried to kill your history teacher because her name was Karine Baryl.

143.You are sure Naoko created the universe.

144.The title screen of the show is printed on your retina.(yaiiii, I see it everywhere!!!)

145.You won't forgive the world for making capes out of fashion.

146.You wear your Sailormoon watch, your Sailormoon earrings, your Sailormoon brooch, your Sailormoon pants holder, and so many Sailormoon stuff if you dive in a pool, you sink immediately.

147.You only think about that.

148.You don't want to think about anything else.

149.You think it's abnormal to think about anything else.

150.There is something else???

151.You finally decide to try a transformation phrase even if you are scared not to be able to transform back but you change your mind at the last second. If it didn't work. Impossible but if it did happen, you would die.

152.And even if it works, witch you are sure, maybe the joy will be too much for your heart... You don't want to die so young, the senshi will have to work without you one more day.

153.You dream in japanese subtitled in english.[Exceptionally here english was not french originally, because french subtitled fansubs are virtually impossible to find. I'm still looking for some after two years of intensive moonism]

154.You change religion for Shinto.

155.You keep calling the prayer 'Boxy'.(episode 26)

156.You write some hundred of 'you know you watch too much Sailor Moon when'.

157.All based on true stories.

158.But they are bad named, one can't watch too much Sailor Moon!

159.You pretend the series of floods and ice storms are just a dual between you(Mercury) and Neptune.

160.You saw that glass thing the neighbors have in their window(in the sun it makes niiiiiiiiiice rainbows) and that looks so much like the Ginzuishou, so you want to get into their house and steal it...

161.You did steal it, but it wasn't the good one...

162.You dedicate a webpage to ., lets say, pictures of something really insignificant, yes, Sailor Chibi Moon's big toe.

163.You want to get a sexchange because your hero doesn't have the same as you.

164.You still think you have powers, even if it's the third time you go to the hospital for having thought you could levitate.

165.Sailor Moon in person would tell you that you would still not believe you are not her.

166.You learn a second language just to visit a Sailor Moon page.

167.You still visit the pages in languages you don't understand.

168.You are shocked if someone ask you if you think you are Sailor Moon, come on, would you do that? You know very well you are Sailor Jupiter.

169.You want to move to Mercurey, in France, or to Jupiter, in the United-States, or in another city who has a planet name in honor of your favorite Sailor.

170.All currently known planets has their Sailors. Not good, then you can't be one... You pass all your time stuck to the telescope in hope to find a new one and you'll be its Sailor!

171.You keep calling the NASA to ask for the new planet they discovered beyond Pluto(Don't get carried away, they aren't sure) to be called Nemesis.

172.You even see Sailor Moon in your food. So you stop eating. You won't eat your heroin!

173.Everyone stops listening when you begin a sentence with the syllab 'Sail..', even if you were saying, say, 'salespersons are thieves'.[That new pun sucks but the old one would not have made sense in english]

174.You get confused when you write your name, sometimes. But the teachers are used to it, they know the signature in kanji is yours...

173.You draw this symbol everywhere to get people's energy, by example, that of the corrector of your exam, but for what he's doing with his energy, he's better without than with it...

175.You think you are more than one character of the series at the time and you end up fighting against yourself.(not to do in public, speaking with experience...)

176.You write a bible of Sailor Moon.

177.You enroll in the navy so you can say you are a Sailor soldier.

178.You swear allegiance to Serenity.[Here I had written the declaration of allegiance, but I don't know the english version]

178.You will only marry a moonie.

179.You think antis are a real threat to mankind.

180. At the smallest event you see a reference to Sailor Moon

181. At the smallest event you are inspired for two or three new You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When.

182.You are sure to read the word Sailormoon everywhere, but it's just Salomon, but you laugh every time.

183.When you can't remember someone, you try to remember to witch character he reminds you most of.

184.The judge forbids you to get near Chinatown for harassing the salespersons.

185. At the morning inspection, the sergeant tells you, again: "Private (put your name here), What is this Sailor Moon doll doing on your bed??? Remove it!" and the worst thing is that you will still leave your Sailor Moon doll on your bed tomorrow...

186.Some of these YKYWTMSMW already happened to you.

187.Some of these YKYWTMSMW already happened to you, many times.

188.You are in exercise and when you are in front of the "enemy", you make a speech style "Oshi oki yo!"

189.You get up at 5:00 to watch Sailormoon.(it's at 6:00 but you must be fully awake!)

190.For year 2000 you go down in the metro stations and distribute religious pamphlets claiming the arrival of Queen Serenity and Crystal Tokyo.

191.You ask Santa to see the real Sailor Moon, because you were good all year.

192.You were actually good all year in order to see Sailor Moon.

193.When Christmas comes and you still haven't see Sailor Moon, you conclude it's not a coincidence if the D point is in north pole!!!

194.About D point... isn't the magnetic north pole in Canada? You want to emigrate and fast!

195.About Canada... doesn't Naoko's brother study there? You make of finding him the goal of your life.

196.You create the Bloc SM and try to present yourself at the elections.(By the way Sailor Vulcain, how goes the 1000 signatures?)

197.You are Sailor Moon. But sometimes you have strange dreams where you have the impression that this is the dream and you actually are in straight-jacket in a little white room.

198.You're about to say "Yes sergeant" but you realize at the last second you actually are about to say "Sailor" instead.(That would have been embarrassing! ^^)

199.You create an organization for the victims of Sailormoon privation.

200.You refuse to watch Pokémon because it drains potential otaku from Sailor Moon!

201.Your lowest mark of the year is 98% but you think it's lousy since Ami beats you.

202.You sell your soul for a cardass.

203.There is a huge graffiti on the front wall of your school saying: "Sailor Moon #1!" and, weirdly enough, they know you did it! Someone must have told!

204.You cut your finger and scream when you see your blood is not green!

205.You run after your sister yelling "Bunboooooooo!"(sounds lame but hey, it's fun!)

206.You manage to convince your psychiatrist it's not an obsession: you really are Sailor Moon.

207.You buy a watch with a cover and try to contact the Sailor With it.

208.You train yourself with a punching bag with a picture of Tuxedo Kamen on it.

209.You have moonism recognized as an official religion.

210.You consider Sailor's anniversaries holidays and refuse to go to school.

211.Nobody want you to baby-sit for them, because after the children don't want to sleep, fearing monsters will steal the energy from their dreams.

212.You join the Moon cult, and are disappointed because they don't speak about Sailor Moon.

213.Just by your Sailor Moon drawings, you double the business of a small paper factory.

214.You call all strangers "human" and feel offended when you are reminded you are, yourself, human.

215.You often shriek when you see your reflection in the mirror: You should have had blue eyes, short blue hair, etc... and instead... that! (add some points if you are a guy)

216.Your boyfriend break because in action(you know what), you screamed "Oh Mamoru!"

217.You think a manometer is a device to detect Mamoru.

218.Everyone laughed when you told at school what you thought a manometer was. They were right! It must instead be what Mamoru uses to know when Sailor Moon is in danger! Ah now you know! :)

219.You learn electric arc welding so you can produce lightning like Jupiter.(and of course you never put on the current without a loud "Supreme Thunder!")

220.You try to convince your younger sister to have a sex change and rename herself Shingo.

221.You only have 100%, but it's because of your power, well at least it's what you tell people: Sailor Mercury is way smarter than you!

222.You think Rainbow Six is about the sixth rainbow crystal.

223.You replace your ID pictures with images of your favorite Sailor.

224.You replace your ID pictures with images of your favorite Sailor... and nobody notice!

225.You didn't replace all your ID pictures with images of your favorite Sailor, and people can't recognize you on these ones!!!

226.You often turn around, sure you saw Sailor Moon behind you.

227.You say fans of other anime than Sailor Moon are heretics and lead an inquisition to save their soul.

Added by Taladaar the archangel

1.All girls in the class wants your drawings, you could almost take contracts!

2.You draw manga.

3.Superman beats Sailor Moon anytime!

Thanks to Kasumi for these You know you watch too much Sailor When

By Anonymous:

Your neighborhood doesn't even know Sailormoon but they could recite every episode by heart.
If you stop watching Sailormoon people think you are possessed by a youma.

By Sailor Frog

-You do your hair like Sailor Moon and say Moon Tiara Magic everytime someone laugh at you(is it me?)

-You want the same grades as Usagi succeed(me again)

-You bring your moon sceptre at school and play it until the supervisor scold you(I'm here often^^')

-You call your locker neighbour Umino because he has big glasses and brown hair(Hi Claudia)

-You call one of the fatest girls of your cycle Chibi-Chibi because you picture Chibi-Chibi with a big butt(Hello Fanny)

-You regret breaking your Sailormoon doll because you had stopped liking it(Yo Alex)

-You call your hamster Luna because it's black and try to make a crescent shaped mark on its forehead(I'm back)

-You call all your friends by Sailor names and call yourself Usagi(that's me and my friends also use these nicknames!)

-You did 95% of these lists(undoubtly me^^')

-You call your mother Ikuko-sama and ask her to dye her hair purple(Me-_-' and she refused)

-You cry like Usagi each time someone bothers you(me, and now I always cry like that)

-You downloaded the Sailor scouts skins for sims and you're sad because there's no Pluto, Saturn, Luna, Artemis and bad guys(me)

-You create a Sailormoon club with your friends, you all take a sailor name and make "challenges" to become Sailos Scout(me)

-You try to suscribe with the name Sailor Moon with Sailor nationality and force Moon(me but I finally took human force thief)[note: I suppose it's some kind of RPG]

-You try creating a sailormoon RPG with RPG Maker 2000 but you can't find Sailormoon(me)

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