SAILOR MOON Z

Chapter One

Trunks and Gohan are watching a hentai movie. They both drool as the girl on the screen took off her clothes.
"Hey Gohan. Do you know what ChiChi will say if she caught you watching this?" Trunks said to Gohan with an evil grin.
"Are you blackmailing me? Well, I wonder what Bulma would say if she caught you watching this" said Gohan grinning back.
"Ok fine! We are both even!" cried Trunks.

 

"Ami! Where are we?!" Lita cried.
"I think we are trapped in the middle of no where" Ami replied.
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?!" Rei screamed.
"It means we are in Time Space, but all we got to do is go to any hole that has light then we will end up on earth again" said Ami.
Usagi pouted. "I'm hungry!"
"Oh shut up you brat- Hey! I see a light ahead! Where will that take us?" Rei asked.
"Anywhere, that, no one could know. We might end up in the future or back to the past. We might not even be back in Japan!" Ami said.
"I don't care where it will take us as long as we are somewhere and not floating around in here!" Minako cried. She wave her arms around like she was swimming and she air swim her way to the light. Everyone else followed her.

 

Gohan and Trunks are now getting really turned on. TV starts to shake a little, than it began to move and shake like crazy.
"Shit! Do you think that Vegeta is in there?" Gohan joked. They both got into a fighting position and was ready to kill whatever pops out. A blast of light blinded them, and five cute girls in mini skirts came out from the TV.
Gohan got to his knees and cried. "Oh thank you God for answering my prayer!".
Trunks frown. "Stop kidding around Gohan, they could be after the dragon balls-"
"Oh my gosh! Do you think that they're dead? They are not moving!!!"
Gohan and Trunks ran towards them making sure that everyone has heart beat. Trunks went to a blond with golden hair and a red bow. He kneeled down and was about to put his ear on her chest to see if her heart was beating till he caught Gohan giving him a stupid grin.
"Oh stop that you hentai!" cried Trunks and checked her wrist for a pulse, so he won't be giving Gohan any bad thoughts.
"Well, they are all alive. Lets put them in my bedroom and wait till they wake up-" Trunks began.
"Hey why your bedroom! Why not mine?!" interrupted Gohan.
Trunks laughs. "Because they will be more comfortable in mine-"
"Fine fine fine. Why don't you go cook something for them and I'll watch them-"
"Nooo. You cook and I'll watch them-"
"No way! There's no telling what you'll do to them-"
"Hey I wasn't even thinking of that-"
"Who cares-"
"Stop-"
"You stop-"
"FINE!!! I'll cook" Trunks cried and threw his hands up. He grins. "Than you do the list of shopping that Bulma wanted us to"
Gohan was about to protest but decided it's no use. "Fine. Then lets carry them to your room"
"I get the two blondes-"
"I don't think so-"
"Hey you get to carry three-"
"Fine!"

 

Ami opened her eyes and saw that they were in someone's bedroom. She woke the others but not Usagi who was drooling while sleeping.
"Don't move you guys. There is no telling what's outside. So it's only save if one of us go outside and explore this new place" Ami whispered.
"I'll do it" Minako volunteered.
"Ok Venus. Now see this deporter? I'll throw it out this window so all you have to do is close your eyes and say 'Deportation' and it'll take you outside" Ami explained.
Minako nodded. "Got it"
Ami threw it outside but didn't know that it bounced on the bathroom window and fell in the tub...

 

Trunks was tried and all sweaty. He just got out from the gravity room. Trunks walk to the bathroom and starts to strip out from his wet clothe.
"A nice shower will make me feel better-". A blast of light came out which blinded him. "Hey what the-"
First the TV now the bath tub? What, is girls in mini skirts will pop out from the bath tub too?
Soon when the lights fade away Trunks got a better look. It was the girl with the red bow!
"What the-! There's two of them?!" thought Trunks to himself.
The girl opened her eyes and screamed. "AAHHH! HENTAI!!!". She covers her eyes quickly with her hands. Trunks turns beat red now that he remember he is naked. He quickly grab a towel and wrapped it around his bottom.
"Now calm down-" Trunks said and reach for her to calm her down but it just made things worst. She starts to kick and scream. "HENTAI!!!".
Trunks frowned. The girl went crazy running for the door and ran out. Trunks ran after her knowing that she'll cause more trouble.
Minako ran and saw the door. She bust it open with her Sailor V kick and bumped into Gohan which cause her to bounce back to Trunks.
Minako opens her eyes, sees Trunks and screams: "Hentai!!!".
Trunks frown at her again.
"What's going on?" ask Gohan who was quite confused.
"I think that was the third time she called me hentai-"
"You were acting hentai around her?" Gohan said with a laugh.
"No no no. I was in the bathroom and she popped out from the tub and-" Trunks stopped when he saw that Gohan was grinning his stupid smile which means he's thinking bad thoughts again.

 

"Minako!" All the senshis cried when Trunks came in carrying her. Trunks laid her down on the bed and Lita hugged her to make her stop shaking. Ami stared at the two good looking guys. One of the taller guy has spiked black hair. He has dark eyes that seems to be glittering at her.
"I'm Gohan" said the cute dark hair stranger. Ami turns to the other cute guy. He was shorter than Gohan. His short lavender hair was split in two and he has these very dreamy blue eyes.
"I'm Trunks. May I ask who are you girls?" ask the cute blue eye guy.
"We are the Sailor scouts" explained Ami. "We came from Crystal Tokyo and was in the middle of a battle when we had no more strength to continued. That's why we had to deport here. Now where are we?"
"You are at Black Forest" said Gohan. "Hey I would like to visit Crystal Tokyo sometimes if all of the girls wear skirts as low cut as yours-"
"Um no, this is just our battle costume" said Rei turning red and pulling her skirt trying to cover up her legs more.
"So you girls are fighters?" ask Trunks.
"Yes" replied the senshis.
"Yup and I am their leader!" cried Usagi who stood straight up on the bed in one of her positions trying to look cool in front of these hunks.
"How are those mini skirts are supposed to help you fight?" Gohan ask.
"We don't really fight, we have special powers" said Rei.
"Yeah and watch me!" Usagi cried. She wanted to show off in front of them and decided to transform to Eternal Sailor Moon. "Eternal Moon make-up!"
Ribbons covered her naked body and she now have wings.
"I am Eternal Moon! I fight for love and destroy all that is evil! In the name of the moon! I will punish you!".
Gohan rolled his eyes. Trunks laughs. He got up and started making silly poses and tip toed around like some kind of freak ballerina. Then in a high pitched voice he said, "I am Sailor Moon, and I am going to punish you! Oh, oh, I broke a nail!"
Gohan fell over laughing until he couldn't breath. Rei burst out laughing too. Ami frown. Usagi starts to cry, and she cried so loud that one of Trunks window broke from her shrieking.
Minako finally opened her eyes to see what was going on. She stared into a cute guy with lavender hair and sweet blue eyes. Trunks noticed that the girl who thinks he is a hentai man woke-up.
"Hey why don't you till us all of your names?" he suggested.
Ami go up from the bed. "I am Ami. The tall girl with a ponytail is Lita. The girl with the long black hair is Rei, and-"
"And the girl with the meatball head is Usagi" said Rei.
Usagi cried again.
"I'm Minako" Minako whisper. Trunks smiles at her and Minako frowned. "Weren't you the guy that was stripping in front of me-"
"Um you are taking it the wrong way-"
"What Trunks mean is..." Ami told Minako what had happened to the deporter and how she end up in the bath tub. Minako blushed and apologized for calling him hentai. Gohan was getting sick of all these introducing. He wanted all 5 girls but that would be too many, so by finding out which is single and which isn't would could cut down the list. He knew that at lest one would have a boyfriend, how could kawaii girls like them stay single for long? Than again they are warriors.
"So do any of you have a boyfriend?" ask Gohan.
Usagi eyes turned to hearts and whispers. "Darien..."
Ami blushed on the thought of Greg. Lita had Ken.
Gohan frowns. 'How could they fight and date at the same time? Unless their boyfriends are warriors also'.
Lita pinched Rei and whispers. "Psss Rei! Don't forget Chad!"
Rei glared at her but blushed. Gohan looked bewailed.
Trunks looks at Minako. "And you?"
Minako looks sad. "I use to".
"Hello everyone! I'm back!!!" bombed a loud woman's voice.
Trunks and Gohan looked at each other.
"How are we supposed to tell the others?" they ask at the same time.

Chapter 2